Top 10 Facebook Status Updates that also Serve as Metaphors for Writing

10. Sick of the f'ing rollercoaster.
- by friend April

9. This book smells like knowledge, comfort and belonging.
- by friend Kat

8. Ugh. Work. FML.
- by friend Traci

7. The waiting is killing me.
- by cousin Roseann

6. Drama, drama, drama. (Rain, rain, rain.)
- by friend Trilby

5. Spent the day exploring 900-year old cave dwellings.
- by friend Ryan

4. Don't judge me, monkey.
- by friend Maryanne

3. Fear sucks.
- by cousin Stacey

2. Everything will be okay in the end; if it's not okay, it's not the end.
- by writer Maria Housden

1. Just tore through some dusty, rusty crap for an hour looking for something that didn't even work. WTF?
- by niece Nicole