Mom's The Word
My mother has never talked to me
about birth control or safe sex or about
whether I should wait till I'm married.
But whenever I'm getting ready
to go out with Dylan,
she hovers in the hall
and keeps wringing her hands,
like she's scared that
I'm going to get pregnant or something.
And if I ever did,
which of course I won't,
it would serve her right....
The Fourteen Fibs of Gregory K. for MMGM
4 days ago